9 ways to tell if it's hot:
1. You WANT to take a cold shower.
2. You burn your legs getting into your car and the steering wheel is too hot to touch.
3. Your make up immediately runs off your face when you step outside.
4. All you want for dinner is a drink.
5. You are sweating even before you dry off from your shower.
6. The mailbox is just too far away from the air conditioning to worry about.
7. You have to wait until sun down to wash the car or mow the lawn.
8. Slush sounds better than ice cream.
9. Even the bugs outside are irritated.
